Dear PH,

WARNING: Extremely sappy and embarrassing.

My gift to you, PH. I was going to wait until Valentine's Day, but you know how bad I am at surprises and waiting.

I love you because:

101. When you fart in bed, you hang your butt off the side of the bed so you don't dutch oven me.

100. You ate all the food I made before I learned to cook and claimed it was the best meal you ever ate.

99. Your chest hair is like a soft rug that tickles when I run my fingers through it.

98. You like Justin Timberlake maybe more than me.

97. You try so hard to find your own style and you have done it flawlessly.

96. You kiss me every morning while I'm still sleeping before you leave for work.

95. You close the closest door in the morning so the light won't wake me up.

94. You push me to use my creative side.

93. Even if we fight, you never yell.

92. You have more patience than anyone else I have ever met.

91. You sing made up songs to me when I'm in a bad mood.

90. You don't like to go to sleep until I'm cuddled up next to you.

89. You do the dishes every morning.

88. Everyday when you come home from work you walk into the living room and take off your pants and hang around for the rest of the night in shorts.

87. Your bathroom is always cleaner than mine.

86. You drive like an old man.

85. You're always worried about me when I have to drive long distances for work.

84. You call me at least 3 times a day when I'm out of town just to say hi.

83. You read only history books.

82. The last time you read a fiction book, we read it out loud together while we laid in bed.

81. You're adorable when you pick out clothes and ask me if they match.

80. You never get mad when I ask a million questions during a movie.

79. You have a internal compass and always lead us in the right direction.

78. Kissing me in the morning and when I get home are the highlights of my day.

77. You love it when I cuddle with you and put my head on your chest.

76. You love Stella just as much as I do.

75. When you come home at night you ask how your girls are doing.

74. You religously brush your teeth AND FLOSS!

73. You put 110% effort into your students and me.

72. You're always thinking of ways to make me smile.

71. You take better care of my car than I do.

70. You take better care of me than I do.

69. You know all my favorite songs and leave me mix CDs in my car.

68. You get mad at me when I stay up too late and I'm going to hate the morning.

67. When I cuddle up next to you, you put your arm around me and pull me in closer.

66. You demonstrate by example how I can be a better person.

65. You tuck my hair behind my ears when it's in my face.

64. You always have good breath. Even in the morning you're kissable.

63. You think I'm prettier now than I was when we first met.

62. Knowing I'm coming home to you brightens my day.

61. You challenge me...in a good way.

60. We communicate on several levels: friendship, love, and companionship.

59. Of your red hair.

58. You let me call you Pumpkin Head.

57. You make me feel like the most important person in the world.

56. I'm a better person because of you.

55. You've played Butt-Bongos for me.

54. I'm happier now than when we first got married.

53. I know you'll never give up on me.

52. You try and love my crazy stubborness.

51. You always try to make bad situations better by working on it instead of avoiding it.

50. It's not always easy or fair, but it always feels like the best thing I do...loving you.

49. We are exact opposites that work together and create a balanced and loving relationship.

48. We bring out the very best in each other.

47. You are one of the smartest people I have ever met, yet you are not pretentious.

46. You think I'm the best person to have babies with.

45. You have the sweetest face when you sleep.

44. You don't like to hold my hand in public, but like to put your arm around me in the car.

43. You are the only person who can relax me when I'm stressed out.

42. You are always intersted in hearing about my day.

41. I'm always more curious to hear about your day than I am talking about mine.

40. I feel your love for me.

39. Until I met you I thought true love like this only exsisted in fictional books.

38. You're the best friend I have ever had.

37. I've never wanted to take care of someone more.

36. You broke out your 2008 dance moves in June of '07.

35. You're shy around everyone but so comfortable around with me that it took me years to notice.

34. You encourage me to learn and help educate me.

33. You believe in my dreams more than I do.

32. You never take for granted the time we get to spend together.

31. No one can pull off white sneaks like you do.

30. You always look at both sides of a story before you make a decision.

29. You have never let me down.

28. You make me laugh when I cry in movies.

27. When I really do cry, you try to dry my tears with a smile.

26. My favorite place is next to you.

25. Your favorite TV shows are Myth Busters and South Park.

24. You clean the kitchen for me before I come home and cook.

23. You always do the laundry and don't get mad at me when I don't put my clothes away.

22. You want to see the world as badly as I do.

21. You make me want to love you more and more and more.

20. You turned me on to board games and you let me win Trivial Pursuit, even though you don't think I know it.

19. You are the best kisser on the planet. My lips can't wait to touch your's each night.

18. Being under the covers with you is on of my favorite places to be, second to being in your arms.

17. When you are sick, all I want to do is take care of you.

16. Your opinions are the most important in my life and you respect mine as well.

15. You have superior singing skills in the car.

14. You jump in the shower with me.

13. It feel so good to love you back.

12. Even my parents told me there was no one out there better.

11. You are an amazing listener.

10. I've already named 91 things I love you for and I could write 202 more.

9. We share the same passion for life.

8. My life has been a thousand times better because you are in it.

7. I don't think I would have been this happy with my life without your love and support.

6. You are my dream come true.

5. You always put the toliet seat down.

4. We can stay in bed all day and have the time of our lives.

3. You have given me the most beautiful life that anyone could ever hope for.

2. I know how much you love me in the way you treat me, not just because you tell me.

1. You have made me the luckiest woman in the entire world; I'm the one who gets to grow old with you.